Update: Edible Anuses are now available on Amazon, and as of this writing are $9.69 with free shipping. They were previously only sold in bulk.

In case you were already planning on eating ass this Valentine's Day, let me present to you an alternative that's probably more tasty. I'm assuming.

The Edible Anus let's you gift an intimate part of the human anatomy in Belgian chocolate form and really impress that special someone.

The idea of the chocolate anuses first came about in 2006 when London artist Magnus Irvin wanted to mold his own asshole, but that got messy and didn't work out. However, a friend of Irvin's named Raynor Terror volunteered as tribute and the mold worked out. So anyone who purchases these will be essentially eating this woman's ass.

The only thing that might be a problem, is that they're only sold in bulk, as you have to buy five 3-pack boxes for $38.95. At least that gives you a chance to share this chocolaty butthole with your friends and loved ones. It's also very likely that for an extra six bucks, you'll have to buy their insulated shipping box so those assholes don't melt.

You might be asking yourself why and how this exists, They said, "For us, making chocolate is an art, which is why we only produce traditional handmade chocolate of the highest standard here in the UK. Our Chocolates come in meek milk, dilated dark and tight white Belgian chocolate."

If you're not down with express shipping and can't get yourself some of these by V-Day, don't underestimate the appropriateness of this gift for a wedding, Mother's Day, or even a child's birthday party.

There is also a solid bronze anus that is not edible, but would be great for holding an engagement ring. Just sayin'.

*Note* The packaging is discreet, so you can have it sent to work and eat ass in the office. Better than kissin' it any day.

Check out the molding process in the video below: