The 27 Best Toasts When Drinking
Whether it’s at a wedding, anniversary, birthday, funeral, or just another night at the bar, we’ve all had or will have to give a toast at some point in our lives. I don’t know about you, but I’m the least articulate person around after a few beers. Sometimes even sober. To help those who hate being put on the spot we’ve combed through Reddit and found 27 of the best toasts to use for almost any occasion.
The next time you’re feeling stumped and speechless, feel free to keep one of these in your back pocket and you’re sure to get a few cheers, tears and even a few raised beers.
Salud!
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“Here’s to those who’ve seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.”
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“To our wives and girlfriends … may they never meet”
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“Here’s to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will. May we get what we want, but never what we deserve.”
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“To absent friends.”
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“A toast to those who wish me well, and all the rest can go to hell.”
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“Here’s to milk, eggs, bread and cinnamon.”
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“To Hell. May the stay there be as enjoyable as the way there.”
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“I drank to your health in company. I drank to your health alone. I drank to your health so many times…I nearly ruined my own.”
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“May the best of your past be the worse of your future.”
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“Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.”
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“May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.”
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“Here’s to the storks that bring good babies, the crows that bring bad babies, and the swallows that bring no babies at all!”
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“Some ships are wooden ships, but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships, we drink.”
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“Here’s to that long straight piece in Tetris.”
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“May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.”
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“Here’s to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one,. A cold pint and another one.”
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“To the kisses we’ve snatched and vice versa!”
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“Another day another bender. No retreat no surrender”
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“May the roof above us never fall in, and may we as friends never fall out.”
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“Drink up, assholes.”
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“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
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“Here’s to you and here’s to me The best of friends we’ll ever be. And if we ever disagree, Well, fuck you and here’s to me.”
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“Drink up, cunts.”
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“May we never go to hell, but always be on our way.”
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“Here’s to panties, they ain’t the best thing in the world, but damn close to it!”
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“I would rather be here, with the people in this room, than with the best people in the world!”
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“May we get what we want, but never what we deserve.”
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