It starts innocently enough: just two fluffy burger buns sandwiching a pickle, cheese, and mustard-dill aioli-covered beef patty. But then you see it, that fried chicken-looking thing that's actually frozen PBR wrapped in wontons and crushed pretzel breading. Supposedly there's enough beer in there to require an ID check before serving. Yes, really.
You think if we just stop talking about all these crazy hybrid-hype foods, they'll just go away? We're looking at you, 2014.