23 Valentine’s Food Fails That Will Never Get Re-Pinned on Pinterest

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Some of us are lucky enough to date modern-day Casanovas, guys or gals who remember every inside joke we’ve shared or have even memorized our favorite brownie recipes. Everyone else . . . let’s just focus on the positives, shall we? As anyone who has attempted any pretty Pinterest craft knows, even the most loving, most thoughtful boyfriend or girlfriend’s best intentions can oftentimes melt into an indistinguishable quagmire of burnt “chocolate.”

So we poked around for some of the best Valentine’s and couples-themed food fails to help remind us all that this weekend, well, it’s the thought that counts.

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This No-I-Love-You-S’More

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PicThx Buzzfeed

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This Heart-Melting Surprise

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PicThx Buzzfeed

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This Boo Who Remembered Red Velvet is Your Favorite

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PicThx Epic Pinterest Fail

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This Suzy-Homemaker Who Forgot How Cupcakes Work

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PicThx Mal’s Food Porn

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This Fan of Anatomical Correctness

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PicThx Epic Pinterest Fail

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This Un-Berry-Bly Cheesy Romantic

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PicThx Squamish Baby

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This Squishy Risk-Taker

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PicThx Pinterest Fail

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This Guy Who Was Hoping You’d Get All Choked Up

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PicThx Craft Fail

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And Then There’s This Asshole

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PicThx Two Blue Fish

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This Mushy Sweetheart

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PicThx Clever Housewife

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This Boyfriend Who Understands All a Girl Needs is Rice Krispies and Norman Reedus

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PicThx gooobyplss

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This Bacon Lover Who Just Can’t Keep It Together Around You

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PicThx Pinterest Fail

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This Brownie Lover Who’s All Bent Out of Shape

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PicThx Domestic Superhero

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This Big Softie-On-The-Inside

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PicThx Wendy Nielsen

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This . . . Whatever This Is

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PicThx Pinterest Fail

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This Boob

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PicThx Pink Texas Chick

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This Aussie at Heart

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Because  . .  . it looks like a boomerang?

Picthx Cara Lee 83

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This Jumbo Kinder Surprise Egg Maker

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PicThx imgur

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This Girl Who Definitely Doesn’t Have It Covered

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PicThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This Gamer Who’s Just Playing on Super Low-Res

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PicThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This . . . Whatever This Is Pt. 2

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PixThx Healthy Way to Cook

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This Orc Spawn

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PicThx Craft Fail

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This Drunken Iron Chef

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PicThx Pleated Jeans

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(Full disclosure: not all of these are confirmed to have been made for Valentine’s, but don’t pretend you didn’t still go “aww!”)



Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.



  • Anonymous

    I wish I could find the picture of the dish my 10 yr old son made for me. He sliced a hotdog in half – lengthwise, and shaped then into a heart, then he cracked an egg in the center and fried it. It looked so gross, yet so adorable. <3