This ‘Red Wine’ Pill Takes All the Fun Out of Getting Healthy

We’ve all heard that a glass of red wine a day is good for you – that it helps prevent heart disease, is full of antioxidants, etc. But what if you could reap 100 times the normal health benefits of red wine just by taking a single pill? Yeahhhh, science bitch!

It’s just too bad these things are non-alcoholic.

Created by a group of researchers at Harvard Medical School, the “red wine pill” is designed to mimic the effects of the red wine compound resveratrol, which has been proven to activate a protein that “promotes health and longevity in animals,” according to Drinks Business.

Though the pill is still in the tasting stages, the drug appears to be safe for humans and to increase immunity in mice against obesity and aging. Scientists hope it will be commercially available within the next five years.

Now I know what you’re thinking, at least 60% of why anyone ever drinks red wine before bedtime is for the warm, sleepy time feeling it gives – which, in the case of this pill, will be sorely, sorely missed. But for anyone who might not like the taste of red wine (i.e., me), it could also be a solid way to drink to your health, without actually drinking.

Just call me when you have a “white wine” flavored-pill, mmkay?

H/T + PicThx Drinks Business

More content

LifestyleProducts
Pepsi’s Latest Product Is Meant To Be Rubbed All Over Your Body
Pepsi is heading somewhere you probably didn’t expect: your shower. The soda giant has teamed up with beauty brand Glamlite on its first-ever body care…
,
CultureLifestyle
EXCLUSIVE: PlaqueBoyMax Says Something’s Wrong With Restaurants That Don’t Serve This Menu Item
PlaqueBoyMax is that guy. Not only was he nominated for Streamer of the Year in 2025, but he also won Best Music Streamer at this…
,
CultureLifestyle
TSA Keeps Confiscating World Cup Fans’ Ranch, The UPS Store Has A Solution
Ranch dressing has become one of the most sought-after American condiments among World Cup fans. The demand has grown so much that the Transportation Security…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox