This Pizza Trick Discreetly Guarantees Yourself More Pie Than Everyone Else

We’ve all been in the equally selfish and unfortunate position of having to share pieces of a delicious pizza we’ve made with our hungry houseguests.

While I like to think of myself as a selfless person, sometimes I just can’t deal with the social anxiety associated with communal pizza sharing. I just need to know I’ll have enough pizza. What if there was a way to guarantee yourself ample slices before bringing out the pie to your guests?

Well, the following video breaks down what knife strokes you need to guarantee yourself that pizza square footage not even your real estate agent can promise you:

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