For all you food-porn-loving Instagrammers out there, here's something new for you to gawk at.  Talking Food (@talkingfood) doesn't mess around with #selfiesunday or #womancrushwednesday or #throwbackthursday or any other themed day you can think of.  They keep it clean with slick photos of food paired with a cheeky phrase that we guarantee will garner a snicker or two.

Having only been up and running for a month, @talkingfood has about 150 followers. Although, let's be honest, "Shit's about to get eel. . ."

Check out our favorites below:

Oh hey, since it's Memorial Day Weekend, "Happy Hollandaise!"

H/T + PicThx FirstWeFeast