This sad story is out of Clarke County, Georgia. According to a WSB-TV report, a 55-year-old man got violent with his wife after she made his grilled cheese sandwich with TOO MUCH CHEESE. The article states that he had requested 2 slices of cheese and entered a state of rage when he received the sandwich with 3.
I mean, is there even such a thing as too much cheese? The only ingredient in the sandwich is cheese, and if you're going to become violently enraged over something like a cheese sandwich, you absolutely deserve to have the cops called on you.
This all went down in front of the couples' 12-year-old daughter who happened to be the one that called the police from her mother's cell phone. The father was charged with obstruction of a 911 call, since he ripped the phone out of the wall while trying to stop his wife from calling for help. The report also states that he was afraid to go back to jail and that she didn't actually think he'd hit her again.