Stoner Calls Cops On Himself In Fit Of Paranoia, Found Buried Beneath Doritos

You have to be a special kind of high to call the police on yourself, but that’s exactly what a 22-year-old man in Ohio did, calling 911 and saying he was “Too high,” according to Fox 8 Cleveland.

Just how high was he?

When police got to his bedroom they found him in a fetal position, surrounded by Doritos, Goldfish crackers and Chips Ahoy.

He told the police he couldn’t feel his hands, which would explain why all those snacks when uneaten, then gave them his car keys and told them all his weed was in there.

He essentially snitched on himself as police found a glass pipe, two packs of rolling papers, two used up marijuana cigs and a classic glass jar filled with weed.

He could be facing charges of drugs and drug paraphernalia possession.

Listen to his desperate cry for help below:

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