TOASTIE: A Step-By-Step Guide to Taking a Selfie with Toast

July 23, 2014 // 1:43 am

For anyone sick to death of seeing selfies posted on their social media feeds, here’s a way raise the bar. Apparently, it’s possible to take a selfie of yourself on a piece of toast. Provided you have the time and equipment, or enough internet savvy to place an order…

This Whimsical Restaurant Serves You Tuna with a Samurai Sword and Cotton Candy Wigs

July 14, 2014 // 10:55 am

Initially, you might assume that Barton G. The Restaurant is all about gimmicks. I mean, it’s restaurant that serves you a filet mignon with a 3-foot fork and popcorn shrimp out of a popcorn machine? We were recently invited to check out the LA opening of Barton G., which…

$1000 Glass Toaster Will Toast Shrimp and Steak to the Perfect Temperature

May 9, 2014 // 7:45 am

Toasters just making toast is a thing of the past.  At the EuroCucina 2014 tradeshow in Milan, kitchenware brand Bugatti demonstrated the elite “Bugatti Noun” transparent toaster that claims to cook anything from shrimp to steak. Oh, and regular toast too.

The toaster is made from glass and chrome,…

7 Hilarious Amazon Reviews on the Real-Life Vagina Toaster

January 15, 2014 // 12:04 pm

We know what you’re wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can’t even…

Well, ladies and gentlement, the answer is yes — a bona fide vagina toaster does indeed exist.

So, for all those lucky…

V-Shaped Toaster Solves All Your Half Sandwich Problems

March 4, 2013 // 7:00 am

When it comes to the sandwich game, sometimes we want to go halfsies, but things can get super tricky when we’re dealing with toasted bread. Trying to cut crisped slices in half makes for the crumbiest of messes, but we’ve come across a genius solution — the V Toast designed…

In Case You Missed It: The Grilled Cheese Hack

November 28, 2012 // 8:05 pm

If you live by the motto, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” you’re finally being rewarded for hanging onto that vintage toaster. The reward comes to you in the form of an instant grilled cheese sandwich via said toaster.

While you might have already caught onto this lil’…

Toast Domo for Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner

November 19, 2012 // 2:02 pm

Apparently, when Domo isn’t passing gas, hating on apples and dwelling in his cave, he’s busy making delightful toasted pieces of bread. His curious face of perpetual fascination is charmingly captured on the side of this kitschy toaster and even lets you toast Domo’s large saw-toothed expression for breakfast,…

Resuscitate Your Breakfast With This Defibrillator Toaster

November 18, 2012 // 1:43 pm

Who says breakfast can’t be exciting? I can’t think of a better way to spend a Sunday morning than shocking your bread back to life- it’s fun for the whole family! It seems straight forward enough: place a slice in each tray, select…