Here’s How to Brew Coffee Even When Stranded On a Desert Island [INFOGRAPHIC]

(Or, you know, just whenever you don’t have a coffee maker)

It’s hard to imagine anyone having the internet access to read this article and yet not having a single source of coffee anywhere nearby, but hey, it happens. Like when your disgruntled coworker decides to barricade himself in the office kitchen to protest the new sharing policies. Or when ninjas steal your beans. Or death.

But thanks to this nifty infographic by coffee home-delivery company Tonx, you’ll never have to worry about any of that stuff happening ever again!

Peep the flowchart below for step-by-step instructions on what to do if you’re craving caffeine but simply don’t have a coffee maker, Starbucks, or grocery store nearby. The first thing is to find a grinder. Don’t have a grinder? How about a mortar and pestle? No? A rolling pin? A hammer? A big, burly gentleman and access to clean drinking water? Still no? Then goodness gracious, what in the world are you still doing here? Go out and find them!

Priorities, my friend. Priorities.

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H/T + PicThx Nerdalicious

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