Totino’s Actually Built The Pizza Roll-Dispensing Freezer Of Your Unhinged Dreams

Photo: Totino's
Photo: Totino's
Photo: Totino's

Yes, it’s real. Totino’s Pizza Rolls just brought the internet’s most chaotic snack fantasy to life.

After a viral IG video showing a hacked fridge dispensing Pizza Rolls instead of ice racked up 25 million views, fans flooded the comments begging Totino’s to make it real. And they did. Because apparently, Totino’s listens to the unhinged whisperings of the internet.

Introducing the Totino’s Pizza Rolls Fridge—a fully functional freezer that drops frozen Pizza Rolls from the ice dispenser and pumps hot sauce from the water tap. It’s diabolical. It’s perfect. It’s the future.

Only one exists, and Totino’s is giving it away to one very lucky, very sauce-hungry fan—plus a year’s supply of Pizza Rolls to go with it. Four other fans will win a year’s worth of Totino’s too, because fairness.

To enter: just DM @Totinos on IG with the word “Freezer” anytime between Wednesday, May 14 at 8am CT and Wednesday, May 21 at 5pm CT.

Because dreams are frozen. And sometimes filled with pizza.

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