Find This Thief And You Can Win Free Pizza For A Year

A Denver pizzeria is offering a pretty tasty reward to whoever helps catch the thief that stole about $1,000 from the cash registers.

Kaos Pizzeria was robbed Sunday night while closed, but thankfully the tall white burglar in sunglasses was recorded by the shop’s surveillance camera.

The restaurant then posted a video of the perp, saying:

“Please help us catch a thief! Tall white male, shaved head, approx 6’2”. Wanted for burglary of Kaos Pizzeria at 4:30am on January 3rd. Also suspected of additional neighborhood burglaries. Contact Detective Mark Matthews at DPD with any info: 720-913-1170. If yours is the tip that lands him in jail, we’ll give you FREE PIZZA FOR A YEAR! Please share this video, to help protect our community from jerks who skulk about in sunglasses at night and steal from small businesses.”

If you can channel your inner Sherlock Holmes and somehow distinguish the man in the 240p YouTube video below, you could find yourself eating free pizza for a year.

Let’s be real, though, there’s absolutely no way anyone can make out a face in that 1992 VHS-quality video, so just accuse someone you hate and get some free pizza. That’s how that works, right? No? Whatevs.

h/t grubstreet