A Mom’s Offensive Tweet Compares Taylor Swift’s Vag To A Ham Sandwich, Everyone Falls For It

A controversial Tweet got the internet riled up as it not only attacked America’s sweetheart, Taylor Swift, but it did so in a way that was almost certain to create buzz.

The Tweet was posted by a user named Jenifer Mayers, who is a stone-cold Christian, loves Donald Trump, and apparently hates Taylor Swift’s love life. We’ve all seen people like this, but this account reeks of parody and everyone is falling for it, hard.

The Tweet was of two sandwiches, representing not only Taylor Swift’s vagina, but the Tweeter’s daughter’s vagina. It’s doubtful this person will want to take down the Tweet, as it’s doing exactly what they want, but I took a screen shot of it just in case:

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OK, that will get some attention, right? ABSOLUTELY! You can’t just say Taylor Swift’s vajajay looks like a ham sandwich and get away with it.

Sites everywhere, from the Huffington Post, to Teen Vogue took a stand against this terribly sexist Tweet, and absolutely took the bait:

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There was even a hashtag created for it. Say hello to the “#IfMyVaginaWereASandwich” hashtag:

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A closer look at the account shows that it has only really been active, like, a month, and every Tweet is blatantly either extremely conservatively Christian, or strategically tailored to piss off liberals.

Mayers’ blog has a similarly offensive tone, with posts about “Entitled blacks,” Nicole Brown Simpson not knowing her role as a woman, and a post about the gays in the Orlando nightclub shooting being cowards for not standing up to the shooter.

Come on, now. This is totally “Troll City.”

Other than the Taylor Tweet, the attention doesn’t seem to be helping the account grow at all, as Jennifer Mayers still only has 1,191 followers as of this writing. I have more followers than that, and I’m not nearly as interesting, or controversial.

We need to stop being so offended, or upset to the point where we can’t even spot when someone’s blatantly messing with you. Just enjoy both sandwiches and take this “L,” ’cause you got duped way too easily.

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