Stone Cold Steve Austin Tries The Girliest Cocktails Imaginable And It’s Hysterical [WATCH]

Former wrestler Stone Cold Steve is known for his foul-mouthed, beer-chugging, ass-kicking persona and wouldn’t get caught dead drinking any kind of fruity cocktail–that is, until now.

Austin is now 51 years old and is no longer stomping mudholes through people, which is fortunate for Buzzfeed Celeb, because if this was 1998, the Stone Cold I remember would have looked at the hipster who asked him to do this right in the eyes, flipped him off, hit him with a vicious Stunner and drank 10 Coors Lights around that skinny-jeaned sumbitch.

So this is Stone Cold now.

While he might have been nice enough to do this video, it doesn’t mean he liked it. With every non-Stone Cold drink, like Sex on the Beach and a Jolly Rancher Shot, the Rattlesnake had some choice words such as:

“These are the kind of drinks that piss you off. Probably set you back 10 bucks, for what, a case of sugar diabetes and no buzz? FUCK THAT DRINK.”

Give it a couple seconds to load and check out Austin’s first time trying drinks that are usually reserved for the people he was opening a can of whoop ass on:

Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time

We had Stone Cold Steve Austin try fancy cocktails because we figured he might be sick of beer (spoiler alert: he's definitely not sick of beer)

Posted by BuzzFeed Celeb on Friday, February 19, 2016

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