Stomp Around and Breathe Blue Radioactive Lasers with Godzilla Sake

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Do you like to drink? Do you sometimes break things when you drink? Despite what a few of your, ahem, smaller critics might think, you’re no monster; just misunderstood. So why not share your miseries with the only person-lizard who could possibly feel your pain, over a few shots taken from this limited edition Godzilla-shaped bottle of sake?

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Designed by Japanese molding engineer Ito Shigeaki to look “beserk but good looking, yet friendly,” this commemorative 720 ml bottle is meant to help fans who grew up watching the king of monsters as children reminisce fondly about him as adults. From nubby silver toes to a broad scaly torso, the bottle comes filled with full scale wheat shochu (a Japanese distilled beverage similar to sake, though with not nearly the same search recognition, sorry ‘bout it*).

Our friends at Mighty Mega suggest you enjoy it while indulging in a kaiju movie marathon. At the very least, it’ll give you an excuse for going around making this sound all night:

Godzilla Shochu: ~$110 @ Choujugura

H/T + Picthx Mighty Mega

*Yes we realize sake =/= shochu. No you don’t need to rant at us over it.

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