Psshh! Bottle Opener

I don’t know about you, but I certainly don’t have enough onomatopoeia in my life.  My comic book lifestyle just isn’t complete without phonetically spelled out sound effects.  So, since I can’t get a colorfully illustrated “BLAM!” or “KAPOW!” whenever I throw a punch, this is the next best thing.  The satisfying “Psshh!” whenever I open a carbonated beverage will have to be enough, until I can find a way to become a cartoon character.  ($5.45 @ Neatoshop)

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