Kid Finds Mom’s Penis-Shaped Water Bottle, His Reaction Is Priceless

As the lovable Paul Rudd photo above shows, apparently penis-shaped water bottles are a thing.

Well, this kid found one of those water bottles while perusing the dishwasher, and he’ll probably never look at his mom the same way again.

The level of disgust is evident in the boy’s voice as he let out a distinct message for his penis-wielding, blue ball holding mama, “What the fuck is this, mom! I don’t understand how you’re going to be 41 and still fuckin’ be buying this shit!”

To be fair, the bottle looks like it has pretty firm grip. It sucks when it slips out of your hand and makes a mess all over the place.

Check out the young boy’s outrage below:

h/t brobible, picthx pinterest

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