Forget Edward Cullen - Make Out With These Toothsome Vampire Cookies


I've never understood the tweeny fascination with Twilight poster boy Edward Cullen. He's old as f**k (200 years-ish), he glitters like a stuffed snow globe in the sun and oh yeah, he's a vampire whose constantly fiending to pop your head open, pour in some vodka, throw in a celery stick, and drink you up like a Bloody Mary. Appetizing.

So  if you'd rather make out with something less fatal, try out these Vampirific Chocolate Chip Cookies. All you'll need is chocolate chip batter, red icing, mini marshmallows and almond slivers for the fangs.


I'd make out with these dahlings over Mr. Cullen any day.