People Confess Their ‘Fattest’ Experiences, And We Can All Relate

I’m pretty sure we’ve all had a night where we just left the gym, hungry as hell. In our weakness, we decided to feed that hunger with a couple McDoubles, a couple Doritos Locos Tacos, and a Jumbo Jack, shamelessly eating it all in the darkness of your car. That’s not just me, right?

OK, that’s just me, but I’m not alone in having a fat moment or two, as users took to Reddit, confessing their lowest moments of food gluttony.

The question was simple, “What’s the ‘fattest’ thing you’ve ever done?” and the answers came pouring in one of the saddest, yet relatable Reddit threads ever:

In the Name of Free Delivery

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This Happens If You Eat Too Much Lobster

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“Faturday”

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Rolling 40 Deep

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Ice Cream Strategy

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At Least Once A Month

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No Such Thing As Too Much Ice Cream

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Never Waste Brownies

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How Did He Not Die?

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The Breakfast Trifecta

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No, I’m Not Having A Party

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Prom Challenge

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Quite A Childhood Snack

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ALL THE PIZZAS

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