Bartender Challenged To Create A Three-Penis Cocktail, Nails It [WATCH]

The League kicked off its final season this week. While we’re all bummed at the office that it’s nearly over, let’s take a minute to appreciate how introduced us to Three-Penis Wine.

In a cocktail challenge Chicago bartender Michael Rubel of Henry’s Swing Club is asked to make a drink out of the infamous rice wine. A daunting task with a pretty potent beverage. Three Penis Wine is fermented from the genitals of three different animals: deer, seal and dog. It’s a Chinese liquor that’s said to increase male virility and potency.

Definitely not something you’d drink casually.

Watch as Rubel composes a tasty drink out of the infamous liquor. He calls it “Three-Penis Swizzle.”

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