Ask Your Doctor About Clinically-Proven Anti-Depressant Tacos [HUMOR]

I don’t always eat tacos, but when I do, I prefer not to be gazing emotionally out of windows while sad piano music plays in the background and I depressed-ly neglect my cat. But for those who aren’t so lucky, hey, at least they taste better than pills.

According to the following infomercial by Pleated Jeans, tacos are the best new anti-depressant medicine (also known as beef’n’cheese-ifil citrate), are formulated to be “freaking delicious,” help give you a warm feeling of satisfaction “deep down in your tum tum region,” and aid in curing depression caused by “not having tacos.”

Don’t wait, ask your doctor about tacos today. Or wait until they come out with a Doritos-flavored taco-flavored Doritos-flavored version. You know.

H/T Pleated Jeans

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