This ‘Cherry Blossom’ Bread Totally Looks Like a Vagina [NSFWish]

There’s a “deflowering” joke in here, somewhere.

Designed by Japanese virtual idol Hatsune Miku and one of Japan’s biggest convenience store chains, Family Mart, this strawberry and cream-flavored bread is supposed to look like a flower, but somehow comes across as a bit more . . . labial.

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(The drawing of the giggling schoolgirl on the front of the package doesn’t do much to help, either.)

Still, and forgive me for saying this, I’m willing to bet it probably tastes delicious.

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Ah, now I feel dirty.

H/T + Picthx Laughing Squid, Buzzfeed

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