Here Are Some Very Good Reasons to Want a Hidden Spiderman at the Bottom of Your Wedding Cake

Sticking a toy Spidey underneath pounds of handmade flower fondant and strawberry rose-water butter cream might not seem like a good idea as you’re scrolling through your 15th DIY Wedding Inspiration Pinterest board and watching re-runs of Say Yes to the Dress — but hear me out.

After all, there’s something strangely whimsical about a Hidden Spiderman Wedding Cake. Something that says, “I’m more than just a pretty dress and adorable hand-decorated mason jars, goddammit. I’m also a huge nerd. I’m a DIY-ing NERD!”

See for yourself:

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Just remember, with great power comes yadda yadda yadda, f-ck the police, and while everyone’s off getting married, Spidey will just be sitting here masturbating.

H/T + Picthx Neatorama 

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