Jamba Juice’s Totes Adorbs New Kids’ Menu Makes Us Wish We Were 5 Again

With the trauma of the past New Year’s Eve still fresh in our ringing heads, it’s not hard to hark back to simpler days. You know, before filling our bodies with poisonous toxins was fun and getting nifty little toys with our kids’ meals was a given. If only there was a way to do it all over again, maybe do it right this time, without so many nuggets and french fries and maybe just a little more fruit.

Oh wait, thanks to Jamba Juice’s new Kids’ Meals, there is.

Featuring four new, 9.5 ounce smoothies, each Kids Meal comes with a “child-friendly” food choice, stickers and a color-changing straw (!!!) Best of all, unlike most kid-tailored menu options, none of the smoothies have any added sugar and one even has veggies in it, sneaky, sneaky.

Take a look at each of the completely customizable menu options below, and then find some kid you can mooch off of (or come up with a good excuse to have a skateboarding orange and stickers on your cup).

The smoothies: