Finally. An All-Chocolate Bathroom Where You’ll Want To Eat The Brown Stuff

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In today’s edition of, ahem, shit nobody asked for, Bathrooms.com has partnered with U.K. chocolate designers Choccywoccydoodah to create an impressive bathroom set including toilet, tub, basin, and bidet that’s made of more than $133,000 worth of Belgian chocolate.

The idea, reports NY Daily News, came from the common confusion of the words “suite” and “sweet.” Calories for the fixtures weigh in at an estimated 9.4 million combined, and each of the fixtures is made to order and available for individual purchase on bathroomsweets.com.

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No word on whether any of the pieces (particularly the toilet) actually work or not, but we’re kind of hoping for the latter. Otherwise we’ll have to be extra careful about eating the “brown stuff.” *shudder*

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