7 Hilarious Amazon Reviews on the Real-Life Vagina Toaster

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We know what you’re wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can’t even…

Well, ladies and gentlement, the answer is yes — a bona fide vagina toaster does indeed exist.

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So, for all those lucky folks in the world who have always wanted the image of a vagina toasted onto their bread, you’re in luck. The Vagina Toaster will run you$45 (pocket change for the Holy Grail of toasters) and comes in blue, green, white, red, and yellow. The perfect way to emblazon your bread with a coochie.

Oh, and the reviews on Amazon are the best. Warning: tiny font ahead.

Incorrectly Labia

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Tiny Hair Crannies

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Great with the kids

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Hold the blood pudding, please

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No Purple?!!?! No sale.

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‘Dive’ in!

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Perfection vagina-toaster-2


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The Vagina Toaster $45 @Amazon

H/T Incredible Things

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