Tag: hair

Woman Orders Tuna Salad Gets Dead Frog Over Leafy Greens Instead

January 4, 2014 // 1:28 pm

We’ve all had that moment of sheer terror when you find something that doesn’t belong in your dish. Usually these appetite killing infractions range from flies to rogue hairs but apparently we can now add amphibians to the list.

A Wall Street Journal staffer thought she’d enjoy a nice…

Bugs, Butt, and Other Weird Food Additives You’ve Probably Eaten Today

January 2, 2014 // 10:20 am

People are willing to eat all kinds of weird stuff, but often we’re eating all kinds of weird stuff when we think we’re eating something totally normal. Like gum. Or Jell-O. But hey, if it tastes delicious, what’s the harm in a little secretion from a pig’s anus? Here are…

You Aren’t Man Enough to Handle This Guy’s Epic ‘Beer Beard’

August 16, 2013 // 3:24 pm

I hate to say it, but the bearded masses can all pack up and go home. I mean it. There’s beard average, beard excellence, and then there’s beard glory, and no one is going to be able to knock this dude off his throne of majestic facial hair. End…

Ripe Tomato Hairstyle is More Hipster Than Thou

April 29, 2013 // 7:00 am

Tomatoes are delicious and go great with everything from bacon weave bowls to eggy Spanglish sandwiches. (What did you think we were going to say, “Arugula salads”? Get outta here!) They also protect you from dick cancer, which is always awesome. So, it only makes sense that these mouthwatering…

These Effie Trinket Face Cupcakes Probably Taste Like Sugar and Lies

November 14, 2012 // 3:56 pm

Admit it, the first time you saw the Capitol, you had a little trouble deciding whether Katniss was walking around a city or a living bakery. Maybe it’s because they’re actually one and the same!

Taking scenes from last year’s Hunger Games film, Crystal from Fictional

This Beer Has Human Beard Hair in it, On Purpose

October 8, 2012 // 7:05 pm

From a brewing company whose flavor folio includes “Good Chit Pilsner” and “OREgasmic Ale,” a beer made with yeast pulled from nine strands of human beard hair probably shouldn’t be too surprising — but it is a little gross.

The hairs in question belong to a one John Maier,…

Conan O’Brien spoofs Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. commercial

October 9, 2010 // 8:52 am

For the upcoming season of his show Conan O’Brien has remade his own version of Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr car wash commercial. Conan’s is sexier, no homo. Check the video after the jump, it’s awesome! (Thx FFM)