super-bowl-recipes

So there's some mega-important-spectacular sports thing happening Sunday. People are really excited about it. Weed is involved somehow. About ten years ago, Janet Jackson had her breast exposed on national television during it. I googled pictures of it after class in middle school.

Whether you're not that into sports, extremely introverted, or "C," there's a slight chance you'd rather do anything else this Sunday than watch grown-ass men hurl themselves at one another for six hours, with brief breaks in between for un-skippable YouTube ads. This feature is for you.

We've compiled a list of some of the web's bougiest, most time-consuming recipes to make, or simply single-serving-sized party recipes so you can get into the S**** B*** spirit without ever having to actually get into the spirit at all. Let everyone else scream themselves silly with Natty Light and soggy nachos. You're doing this ish in *style.

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Blue Cheese & Buffalo Chicken Pot Pie

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Recipe: Domestic Fits

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Spicy Buffalo Chicken Cannoli

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Recipe: Everyday Southwest

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Buffalo Chicken Mac & Cheese

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Recipe: A Spicy Perspective

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Steak Nacho Casserole

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Recipe: Temp-tations

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Chips & Cheese Chili Casserole

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Recipe: Averie Cooks

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Spinach, Artichoke, and Brie Crepes

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Recipe: Half-Baked Harvest

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Artichoke and Spinach Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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Recipe: Petite Decadence

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Avocado Egg Cups

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Recipe: Onion Rings and Things

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Avocado Stuffed Meatballs

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Recipe: The Healthy Foodie

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Baked Potato with Ricotta and Tomatoes

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Recipe: Framed Cooks

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Baked Potato Roll-Ups with Brie and Pancetta

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Recipe: Apron and Sneakers

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Baked Potato Grilled Cheese

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Recipe: BS in the Kitchen

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Totchos Supreme Burger

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Recipe: Half-Baked Harvest

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Frito Pie Burger

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Recipe: Jason and Shawnda

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Steakhouse Mushroom Burger with Creamed Spinach Sauce

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Recipe: Pink Parsley

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Clementine Whiskey Wine Cocktail

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Recipe: Foxes Love Lemons

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The White Thyme

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Recipe: Rachael White

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Golden Ale Beer Cocktail

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Recipe: The Beeroness

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Spicy Michelada

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Recipe: Spoon Fork Bacon

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Blood Orange Shandy

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Recipe: The Boy's Club

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Deep Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie

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Recipe: Chocolate Moosey

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Salted Caramel Mug Cake

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Recipe: Babble

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Nutella Mug Cake

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Recipe: Live Love Pasta

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Single Serving Monkey Bread

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Recipe: ivillage

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*Alternatively you could go outside, call up your best friend's cougar aunt, step on Legos, or basically do anything else that isn't quite so grating as watching the fucking Super Bowl. Carpe diem.

Dominique Zamora

Dominique would be a foodie if she had money to pay for food. For now, she gets by just looking at food photography, which results in at least one more starving journalism student every time Instagram breaks down.