You Can Now Enjoy Your Starbucks Frap With A COOKIE STRAW

If your Caramel Frappuccino with extra caramel isn’t sweet enough for you, you can now drink it from a cookie straw to overstimulate your sweet tooth.

Starbucks just released a cookie straw, describing it as a rolled up wafer biscuit with swirls of chocolate ganache, kind of like the ones you’d see in a Pepperidge Farm Pirouette, except the Pirouettes are filled with even more chocolate.

According to Mashable, for a limited time, you can get a straw for free if you order a frappuccino, but I just walked into Starbucks asking for a free straw with my frap and they looked at me funny. So, I paid the $0.90 like everyone else.

It’s not quite the edible coffee cup that KFC UK came out with a couple months ago, but it’s just as terrifyingly obese.