7 Hilarious Amazon Reviews on the Real-Life Vagina Toaster

awesome-vagina-toaster

We know what you’re wondering. Is this actually a burnt vagina on toast? Is it actually for sale? For actual people to purchase? I can’t even…

Well, ladies and gentlement, the answer is yes — a bona fide vagina toaster does indeed exist.

vagina-bread

So, for all those lucky folks in the world who have always wanted the image of a vagina toasted onto their bread, you’re in luck. The Vagina Toaster will run you$45 (pocket change for the Holy Grail of toasters) and comes in blue, green, white, red, and yellow. The perfect way to emblazon your bread with a coochie.

Oh, and the reviews on Amazon are the best. Warning: tiny font ahead.

Incorrectly Labia

vagina-toaster-3

 

Tiny Hair Crannies

vagina-toaster-1

 

Great with the kids

vagina-toaster-44

 

Hold the blood pudding, please

vagina-toaster-5

 

No Purple?!!?! No sale.

vagina-toaster-6

 

‘Dive’ in!

vagina-toaster-7

 

Perfection vagina-toaster-2


vagina-toast-toaster

The Vagina Toaster $45 @Amazon

H/T Incredible Things

More content

Products
Haribo Gummies Recalled Due To Cannabis Contamination
Bags of Haribo Happy Cola F!ZZ are being pulled from store shelves in the Netherlands after some were found with traces of cannabis. According to…
,
Products
These Flamin’ Hot Pretzel Bites Turn Up The Heat On Snacktime
The newest Pretzelmaker Pretzel Bites are flavored with the classic kick of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Now available nationwide, it follows the success of last year’s…
,
Products
One of America’s Most Sought-After Beers Just Got A Portable Upgrade
Goose Island’s annual Bourbon County releases are legendary—highly sought-after, limited-edition barrel-aged stouts that fans line up for every Black Friday. Known for their rich, complex…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox