Not the Onion: Man Named Fudge Robs Cold Stone Creamery

A few weeks ago a former employee of a Coldstone Creamery in Iowa was accused of stealing cakes, ice cream and cash from the ice cream chain. Supposedly, he wasn’t making his own creations complete with mix-ins but rather snatching the pre-packed pints for himself. The icing on the proverbial ice cream cake has to be that the suspect’s name is Conor P. Fudge. Gotta love how that works, right?

Fudge, age 25,  was charged with third degree burglary, a class D felony and a misdemeanor count of third degree theft — all for stealing $501 worth of cash and desserts. A steep price for some cheesecake fantasy ice cream.

H/T Des Moines Register + PicThx Cold Stone