So Everything Bagel-Flavored Pasta Exists

We’re guessing this was probably invented on a Monday, probably by some sorry suited sap who wasted his morning sitting outside eating a bagel instead of thinking of new pasta flavors and who, when it came to his turn during the weekly ideation session, probably looked down to see his poppy, sesame, garlic, onion, and salt-laden tie and shouted out the first thing he could think of: “How about an everything bagel flavor?”

And thus evil genius was born.

Granted, it’s a little less portable than what we’re used to and cream cheese and caper pasta sauce might not even taste good, but at least it looks really hipster – that’s the important thing.

Everything Bagel Fusili $8 @ New York Mouth

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