This Really Drunk Guy Got A Slurpee Delivered To Him Through Craigslist

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Some people might say that you can’t function too well when under the influence of alcohol, and those people are only half right.

According to Daily Dot, a Canadian man was seemingly too drunk to drive himself to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee, but he still found a way to get one in his hands.

The guy put an Ad through Craigslist and said he was in “Dire need of a slurpy,” then offered $5 and an unopened Budweiser to whoever brought him the ice cold drink.

He admitted to being a little tipsy and was responsible enough to find a clever way to feed his hankering for a good ol’ fashioned Slurp.

Obviously through the AD alone, we don’t know what transpired, but for $5 and an unopened brew, surely someone jumped on the offer.

This just might be the most brilliant way to con people into delivering food to you.

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