This Really Drunk Guy Got A Slurpee Delivered To Him Through Craigslist

Some people might say that you can’t function too well when under the influence of alcohol, and those people are only half right.

According to Daily Dot, a Canadian man was seemingly too drunk to drive himself to 7-Eleven for a Slurpee, but he still found a way to get one in his hands.

The guy put an Ad through Craigslist and said he was in “Dire need of a slurpy,” then offered $5 and an unopened Budweiser to whoever brought him the ice cold drink.

He admitted to being a little tipsy and was responsible enough to find a clever way to feed his hankering for a good ol’ fashioned Slurp.

Obviously through the AD alone, we don’t know what transpired, but for $5 and an unopened brew, surely someone jumped on the offer.

This just might be the most brilliant way to con people into delivering food to you.