Samoa Jello Shots in September, Because F@#K Seasonal Logic

Seasonal food items are the worst. Pumpkin, peppermint, Girl Scout Cookies. Who are you, food industry gods, to tell me when I can and can’t have my damn Samoas? If you’re sick of the waiting game (or, alternatively, the non-waiting game that brings us pumpkin spice lattes the last week of August), it’s time (yay chronology jokes) we fought back the best way we know how.

With alcohol.

Caramel, coconut cream, chocolate sauce, toasted coconut, chocolate chips, rum and gelatin are all you need to deliciously protest our nation’s arbitrary food availability. Yes you can have Girl Scout Cookies in September. No, you don’t have to pair them with Candy Corn Oreos. Luckily, jello shots are perfect all year round.

Peep the recipe for Samoa Jello Shots over at My Jello Americans.

H/T + PicThx Neatorama

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