12 Uncomfortable And Offensive Cakes You Won’t Believe Exist
Are you tired of the same old, pleasant, appealing birthday cake? Well, why not take one of these wildly offensive cakes for a spin? From historic tragedies, to vulgarities, to sexual deviancy, there’s something for everybody… to get offended by. Have a slice of disgust below before you, kindly, go fuck yourself.
1. When You Finally Decide To Leave Tinder
I’m just here for the cake. Wait… what did you say this frosting was made of?
2. The Baby Shower From Hell
Your two favorite things, together at last!
3. So, About Your Pet Horse…
Dibs on the tongue!
4. When Grandma’s Got A Potty Mouth
We’re all sorry about that, Carol. P.S. My birthday was last month.
5. Sometimes, Unfriending Isn’t Enough
Even leprechaun parents aren’t proud that you majored in dance at Chico State.
6. The “Where’s Waldo” Of Terrifying Desserts
Perfect for friends that loooove to solve puzzles.
7. How To Quell Bae’s Fears
Then why isn’t it on your mouth, Kyle? Why isn’t it on your mouth?
8. The Jared Fogle Cake
Unless your windowless van can take us all the way to Iceland, I’m going to have to decline.
9. “Never Forget Your Birthday”
Who could possibly forget these two tasty towers?
10. The Colonoscopy Cake
Why pronunciation is crucial when ordering a bundt cake.
11. The Interracial Lesbian Anniversary Cake
Got pussy?
12. How To Show Someone You Hate Them
Clearly the most offensive and disgusting cake on this entire list.
