Guinea Pig Poses With His Favorite Foods In This NSFW Photoshoot

Maybe guinea pigs aren’t your thing, but that could change once you see one naked. OK, that sounds kind of weird, but this naked guinea pig is definitely creating some adorable food art with these epic model poses.

Ludwik is his name, and he can give Kim Kardashian a run for her money with his nude selfies.

This little dude is just like all of us, taking pictures of all the he eats, posting them to Instagram and pairing the photos with inspirational quotes. He just does it naked, technically.

Ludwik is probably the most unusual Instagram model you’ll see, but at least he’s not trying to shove detox teas and protein shakes down your throat in his posts — at least not yet.

Check out pictures from his NSFW photo shoots. OK, NSFW is a bit of a stretch, depending on where you work, but I don’t think you want to explain to your boss why you’re looking at a bunch of guinea pig photos. I don’t know. Live your life, player:
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Ludwik isn’t shy about sharing his diet.

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Being a model, salads are a must.

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Same with Berry Bowls.

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Bananas, because he doesn’t want to get cramps during these shoots. Probably.

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Everyone gets a cheat meal, so dig in.

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But then you have to jump right back into your diet.

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Sike!

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Can I have another bowl?

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That’s cute, but let’s get an Elotero in here.

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Little guy’s never seen so many M&Ms.

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h/t bored panda

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