Jared Fogle’s Texts About Kids Are Just As Spine-Chilling As You’d Think

Former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle is an endless source for stories that make you want to stab your eyeballs and wash them out with fire.

Fogle’s currently serving a 15-year sentence for hooking up with 15-year-olds, and according to the Indy Star, there are some alleged text messages from Fogle that are being used against his appeal–texts that will probably give you chills, so proceed with caution.

Some of the things Jared would text during his devious state of mind were:

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“I’ll pay you big for a 14- or 15-year-old.”

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“Did you find me some young girls or boys?”

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“If they can and you get me 16 or below, I’ll give you 400 at least.”

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Yeah, this grown ass man talked about putting money on children like some pedophile prop bet.

Thankfully, he’s having a terrible time in prison, and will continue to for more than a decade.

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