Happy Birthday Isai Rocha: A Compilation Of The Web’s Most Offensive Food Writer

Today is fellow Foodbeast Isai Rocha’s 28th birthday and I completely forgot to get him a card. Because of that, we’re gonna take a look at some of the Kanye West of burrito eating’s greatest food stories.

You may know Isai as the People editor, cornering stories like Gordon Ramsay v. Bobby Flay and why a chicken diet bummed Matt Damon out so much.

Check out this dude’s collective mixtape. Here’s to 28 more years of burritos, burgers and fire stories, Isai.

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This is What Happens When You Dunk a McDonald’s Cheeseburger in Stomach Acid

The Ultimate Guide To Hacking The In-N-Out Menu

Customer Caught Giving Denny’s Server A Blow Job As A Tip, Seriously

Kanye West Tried To Cut In Line At Franklin BBQ, Got Rejected Real Quick

Here’s What Happens To All Your Confiscated Food At The Airport

If There’s A Sticker On Your Starbucks Cup Logo, Baristas Are F*cking With You

This Dead Eel Comes To Life At The Dinner Table And Freaks Out Everybody

Arby’s Just Launched The Biggest ‘F*ck You’ To Vegetarians We’ve Ever Seen

These Guys Just Fixed The Absolute Biggest Problem In Beer Pong

McDonald’s Is Stuffing McNuggets In This Giant McBucket