Disney World Is Literally Selling Elephant And Hippo Poop-Shaped Sweets

Disney has a strong general reputation for its innovation, but this time they’re full of crap, literally.

Disney’s Animal Kingdom in Orlando, Florida, just opened a new store called Zuri’s Sweet Shop that sells animal dung-shaped chocolate.

Word of this first came when Mickey Updates Tweeted this out:

According to Inquisitr, the shop currently has four featured flavors, none of which are bull crap, but they do have elephant, hippo, giraffe and tamarin crap.

The giraffe poop is a rolled fudge brownie with fresh caramel that look like little black balls were stuck together. The elephant poop consists of chocolate peanut butter fudge with sweet rolled oats and yellow coconut flakes on top. The Cotton-Top Tamarin poop consists of pretzel pearls coated in peanut butter fudge with rolled oat flakes. Last, but not least, the hippo poop is a chocolate fudge brownie with peanut butter and rolled oats.

The animal handlers collaborated with the pastry chefs at the park for this, and say half the fun is trying to guess which poop belongs to which species. So I guess the other half is eating poop.

A pack containing all four costs a mere $3.99, so this crap might be the cheapest thing you can buy at Disney.

h/t mashable, picthx baztastic77

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