This bear was living the thug life to its fullest, breaking into a Colorado bakery and downing 38 pies.
According to Fox31, the bear broke the back window and climbed into the Colorado Cherry Company, where he proceeded to gobble down 24 cherry pies, 14 apple pies, a sack of sugar and baking cocoa.
This wild bear, literally, tried to take off with some to-go boxes, but dropped them in front of the store on his way out.
The clever bear even avoided security cameras somehow, which is unfortunate for him, because the fridge in the camera's view had a ton of pies he could have gobbled up.
Of course, Colorado is known for its legalization of marijuana, but there was no evidence that this sneaky bear-thief was intoxicated with a serious case of the munchies.