Apparently, Sexy Granola Will Make You Better At Sex
At least according to the manufacturers of SEXCEREAL, a new granola-based breakfast cereal claiming to improve the sexual experiences of both men and women with each seed-packed swallow.
The cereal comes in two separately-gendered versions (men get a mixture containing bee pollen and wheat germ, women get ginger and sunflower seeds) and claims that the differently calibrated cereals will fill a gaping hole in the breakfast food industry by providing something “sexy and fun.”
Props to cereal creator Peter Ehrlich for doing his best to make sexy granola a thing, but we’re pretty sure that anyone who relies on eating bags of bee pollen or ginger to save their sex life is in need of more than a cereal intervention.
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