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File this 45-Page Water Menu Under 'Sh*t Only Rich People Can Relate To'

Pillsbury Releases Gluten-Free Pizza and Cookie Dough, Because Gluten-Free People Get the Munchies Too

Science Says Testicles and Anuses Have Taste Receptors, Time to Invest in Bacon Condoms!

If Your Wedding Doesn't Include this Sushi Cake, You're Doing Marriage Wrong

No Sh*t: McDonald's Releases Chart Saying It's Impossible to Live on a McDonald's Salary

Hungry? Grab a Snickers Popcorn Cupcake

69% of Americans Ruin Bloomberg's Day By Rejecting Sugary Drink Ban

New Gadget Calculates Tips, Splits the Bill, and Prevents You From Killing Your Dinner Mates

Dying Man Asks Family to 'Order a F*cking Pizza' and Leave $500 Tip for Lucky Waitress

Watch Alcohol Destroy Your Face With 'Drinking Mirror' App, AKA 'Reverse Beer Goggles'

TIL: The World Eats 70% More Goat Meat Than Bacon, Needs New Priorities

11 Things You Wish You Didn't Know About Bacon

Survey Says 60% of Self-Proclaimed Vegetarians Ate Meat Yesterday

The Largest Meal in the World is a Whole Camel Stuffed with a Lamb Stuffed with Chicken, AKA Foodception

Today I Learned: Fortune Cookies Originated in Japan, Not China

Eat Locally, Strip Globally: Canadian Strip Club Offers Quality, Locally-Sourced Menu

Starbucks Puts Calorie Info on Menus Nationwide, Ruins Caramel Frapps for Everyone

White Castle Enters Food Truck Game with the 'Crave Mobile'

Healthy Food Hacks: Swap Butter for Prunes + More Delicious Substitutions

Waffle House Sues Rapper for Releasing 'Whiskey, Weed, & Waffle House' Mixtape

Science Says Cheese Prevents Cavities, Proves Cheese Can Do No Wrong

NYC Restaurant Eliminates Tips, Offers Servers Benefits Instead

This Lesbian Superhero Wedding Cake is the Best Thing You'll See Today

Today I Learned: PEZ is Short for 'PfeffErminZ'

Technology Just Got Serious: Domino's Invents World's First Pizza Helicopter