Jones Soda Appeals to Our Northern Neighbors with New Poutine-Flavored Soda

Enough is enough, America. Yes, Canada has funny-colored money. Yes, their cops are called Mounties. And yes, Justin Bieber is entirely, entirely their fault. But they also have plenty of redeeming qualities (like Ryan Gosling, for instance). And if we don’t wise up and stop picking on them, that good old Canadian hospitality is bound to run out and then we’ll never get a chance to try poutine-flavored soda.

Offered exclusively in Canada, Jones Soda’s new limited edition “Poutine” flavor is currently available in select regions all across the Great White North, including Quebec, Ontario and Vancouver.

Described as having “a nice balance of rich, savory gravy over a starchy potato base, and accented with those fatty, cheesy notes you expect in a plate of poutine,” the soda sounds, honestly, absolutely horrendous. Which means it’s probably delicious, especially when paired with a piping hot plate of actual poutine.

Mmm, poutine.

H/T + PicThx Brand Eating

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