Let's be real — we're secret suckers for nerdy love stories, and we'd probably give any superhero-themed wedding about a 9.5 out of 10 on the Foodbeast excellence scale. But a superhero-themed lesbian wedding featuring a Xena and Wonder Woman wedding cake? There's so much perfection happening there that the rating system doesn't even apply.

But wait, it gets better. One of the brides actually baked the cake herself. We'll say that again for emphasis: she baked a multi-tiered, incredibly detailed wedding cake depicting an epic love story between two celebrated gay icons just to show her love for her wife-to-be. Based on the number of meltdowns in just one episode of Cake Boss, we're pretty much in awe of anyone who can bake a cake that pretty and still look this happy. Plus the cake itself looks delicious.

The South Carolina couple got married surrounded by people wearing superhero t-shirts under their formalwear, cut the cake at a reception featuring a ton of Batman postcards, and lived happily ever after. And for all the hardcore Xena fans who are outraged by the idea of Xena ditching Gabrielle for Wonder Woman, we'd just like to point out that Wonder Woman is an Amazon princess . . . just like Gabrielle. Guess Xena has a type.

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