The Pizza Robot Song is Five and A Half Minutes of Cheesy Hypnotizing Awesome

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t just spend the past 10 minutes of my life listening to this song on repeat and indulging in everything that makes the internet, the internet.

(Spoilers: it doesn’t change, ever. No, really.)

Truth be told, I’m a little scared. There’s something freakishly addicting about a black P-hatted robot with red blinking eyes singing the word “pizza” over and over again over a catchy beat. Is this how Skynet eventually takes over?

Really though, a special thanks to the video’s makers from TodaysAwesomeSauce, especially for being kind enough to provide viewers with the song’s elusive lyrics: “Pizza (repeat x 1530).”

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