Is that a Vibrator in Your Hot Dog Bun, or Are You Happy to See Me?

Oh, uh, before you put that thing in your mouth, that’s not a hot dog baby.

“Relish the moment” this Wednesday and Thursday, because Trojan Vibrations, a line from Trojan that makes pleasure enhancement devices, is giving away 10,000 free vibrators throughout the streets of Manhattan in an attempt to normalize the use of vibrators.

Two vibrator stuffed hot dog carts, known as Pleasure Carts, are set to distribute 5,000 Tri-Phoria devices, as well as 5,000 Pulse devices, in what’s probably the biggest free vibrator giveaway in the history of [supposedly] explosion worthy, Earth-shattering orgasms sex toy giveaways. I can only imagine the look on people’s faces when hungry New Yorkers find out that the kosher all-beef wiener that they’ve been waiting in line for is actually a battery-powered, pleasure enhancing sausage substitute.

In the New York Times, Bruce Weiss, Trojan’s vice president of marketing, promotes the event’s use of something as everyday as hot dog carts to show people “that vibrators are mainstream.”

The Tri-Phoria retails for $40, while the Pulse goes for $30. Manhattan citizens looking to add something new to their bedroom repertoire can find the cart’s locations via their Facebook page. Just… don’t expect to find any real food here, unless you’re into eating plastic and batteries.