Deadly Treats for Breakfast: Human Snot and Brain Jam

Human fluids just seem to go hand-in-hand with Halloween. Although it’s still a couple of weeks away, it’s best to prepare for the holiday all month long. Start breakfast with Thickest Human Snot (lemon curd) and Brain Jam (raspberry preserve). Mmm…jelllyyyyy…I mean, brainnnsss. ($11 @ Firebox) Via Incredible Things

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