Hangry Woman Stabs Ex-Boyfriend In The Back For Refusing to Make Her Food

I promise you, I couldn’t make this headline up even if I wanted to. But I guess when your stomach invades your mind and clouds your judgement, things could get a little messy.

Police reports indicate that 29 year-old Stranesha Buford was charged with aggravated (hangry) assault with a deadly weapon on July 26th for stabbing her ex-boyfriend in the back with a kitchen knife. Fox News in Nashville reports that the victim told police that after he refused to feed her, Buford unsuccessfully threw a glass object at him, after which he attempted to subdue her, which earned him a knife in the left side of his back for his troubles. I guess when you’re hangry, you begin to lose track of right and wrong and act on impulse as long as you get your fix right away. Well shit, I guess food really is a drug then.

In all honesty, I don’t think this police report is telling the whole story because I’ve still got some questions:

1. Were they ex-lovers before OR after the stabbing?
2. How well does this man cook?

Buford is currently being held in Davidson County Jail on $35,000 bail.

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