Guinea Pig Poses With His Favorite Foods In This NSFW Photoshoot

Maybe guinea pigs aren’t your thing, but that could change once you see one naked. OK, that sounds kind of weird, but this naked guinea pig is definitely creating some adorable food art with these epic model poses.

Ludwik is his name, and he can give Kim Kardashian a run for her money with his nude selfies.

This little dude is just like all of us, taking pictures of all the he eats, posting them to Instagram and pairing the photos with inspirational quotes. He just does it naked, technically.

Ludwik is probably the most unusual Instagram model you’ll see, but at least he’s not trying to shove detox teas and protein shakes down your throat in his posts — at least not yet.

Check out pictures from his NSFW photo shoots. OK, NSFW is a bit of a stretch, depending on where you work, but I don’t think you want to explain to your boss why you’re looking at a bunch of guinea pig photos. I don’t know. Live your life, player:
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Ludwik isn’t shy about sharing his diet.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Jul 16, 2015 at 3:39am PDT

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Being a model, salads are a must.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Jun 20, 2015 at 3:09pm PDT

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Same with Berry Bowls.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Jul 4, 2015 at 1:52pm PDT

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Bananas, because he doesn’t want to get cramps during these shoots. Probably.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Jul 28, 2015 at 12:13pm PDT

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Everyone gets a cheat meal, so dig in.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Aug 5, 2015 at 2:42pm PDT

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But then you have to jump right back into your diet.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Aug 12, 2015 at 9:13am PDT

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Sike!

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Aug 20, 2015 at 2:14pm PDT

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Can I have another bowl?

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Sep 8, 2015 at 3:09am PDT

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That’s cute, but let’s get an Elotero in here.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Sep 16, 2015 at 3:26am PDT

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Little guy’s never seen so many M&Ms.

A photo posted by @ludwik_guinea_pig on Oct 3, 2015 at 5:13am PDT

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h/t bored panda